Hemp is an ancient crop. For millennia hemp’s stalk was grown as a source of both paper and cloth. Thomas Jefferson drafted the American Declaration of Independence on hemp paper. The original Levi’s were made from hemp. In our time it’s another story. At best, it’s associated with hippies selling homemade hemp bracelets. At worst, it’s guilty by association with its distant cousin, marijuana. Let’s clear the air.
Be polite now! As much as it’s driving you crazy to wait for that guy picking through red tomatoes as though he’s selecting produce for the queen, you must mind your manners. After all, we are at the farmers’ market where everyone is cheery and relaxed as they stroll around with a hot cup of coffee in hand. So chill out and have a sip o’ joe. We’re in prime time here at the market.
It wouldn’t be fair to send you to the festival without a few pointers. Next time you visit The Pas, 650 km north of Winnipeg, remember to pack your fur hat and maybe a few antacids. If you’re female: don’t shave your legs.
